Dragons existed at one point. Way too many cultures with no contact with each other have tales and descriptions of large, flying, lizard like beasts. So SOMETHING WAS OUT THERE. And fossils are rare. What if we just haven’t found one yet?
Thor in Thor 1: Loki I love you, please don’t do awful things
Loki: Fuck Dad and fuck you
Thor in The Dark World: Loki I’m giving you another chance
Loki: Fuck you I’m faking my death and putting Dad in a home
Thor in Ragnarok: Loki I know you can change but I doubt you ever will
Loki: Fuck you I’m a hero now
Draw what the moon looks like when it follows you. Why is it? Can you show us?
Walk the moon
The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
Turkey Burger and Garbage Can. Catchy.
Pillow and Pie. Which would actually suit any sort of lifestyle blog written by me.
Strawberries + soft toys 🍓
Window and some sort of cinnamon apple roll thing I cant describe
Sunflower Seeds and Bookshelf.
Mac and cheese and dirty dishes.
In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die
